Friday, April 2, 2010

If you give a mom a muffin

I found this on a friend of a friend's blog. (you like that) I found this absolutely hilarious and it fits when those of us with preschoolers.

"If You Give a Mom a Muffin"

If you give a mom a muffin,

She'll want a cup of coffee to go with it.

She'll pour herself some.

Her three year old will spill the coffee.

She'll wipe it up.

Wiping it up she'll find dirty socks.

She'll remember she has to do the laundry.
When she put the laundry in the washer,

She'll trip over a pair of boots and bump into the freezer.

Bumping into the freezer will remind her

She has to plan for dinner

She will get out a pound of hamburger.

She'll look for her cookbook.

The checkbook is in her purse

That is being dumped out by her two year old.

She'll smell something funny.

She'll change her two year old's diaper.

While she is changing the diaper the phone will ring.
Her five year old will answer and hang up.

She'll remember she want to phone a friend to have coffee.

Thinking of coffee will remind her

That she was going to have a cup.

And chances are...if she has a cup of coffee,

Her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.
-author unknown


Kevin and Keri Sheckler said...

So cute. My girls love the book "If you give a pig a pancake".

Anonymous said...
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
Saleenadavid said...

Really like this website, this really helps and very useful.
florist germany
send flowers to germany

flower to germany
flowers in germany

zaib said...

Hey great stuff, thank you for sharing this useful information and i will let know my friends as well.
germany flowers
flowers to germany

flower delivery germany
flower in germany

barack56 said...

You can always order the delivery of ugg boots clearance for men: natural, oblivnye and tints of black and gray. Delivers shop ugg boots online store "Multibrand" not only in London and region, but also in other regions of United Kingdom EMS England Post.

ali mezdeği said...

Really like this website, this really helps and very useful. Göğüs Estetiği